Jun 8, 2012

PALINDROMES

A palindrome is a phrase which is pronounced the same way backwards.
Some are:
Do geese see god?
Was it Eliot's toilet I saw?
Murder for a jar of red rum
Some men interpret nine memos.
Never odd or even.

More:

Don't nod
Dogma: I am God
Never odd or even
Too bad – I hid a boot
Rats live on no evil star
No trace; not one carton
Was it Eliot's toilet I saw?
Murder for a jar of red rum
May a moody baby doom a yam?
Go hang a salami; I'm a lasagna hog!
Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas!
A Toyota! Race fast... safe car: a Toyota
Straw? No, too stupid a fad; I put soot on warts
Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?
Doc Note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod
No, it never propagates if I set a gap or prevention
Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna
Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus
Kay, a red nude, peeped under a yak
Some men interpret nine memos
Campus Motto: Bottoms up, Mac
Go deliver a dare, vile dog!
Madam, in Eden I'm Adam
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
Ah, Satan sees Natasha
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Do geese see God?
God saw I was dog
Dennis sinned

TONGUE TWISTERS! (all kinds)

TONGUE TWISTERS
I slit the sheet,
The sheet I slit
and on the slitted sheet I sit.
Sister Suzie's sewing socks for soldiers
Sock for soilders sister Suzie sews,
If sister Suzie's sewing socks for soldiers,
Where're the socks for soldiers sister Suzie sews?
Sarah, Sarah, sits in her Chevrolet.
When she shifts she sips her Schlitz,
and when she sips her Schlitz she shifts.

Betty Botter bought a bit of butter. "But," she said, "this butter's bitter!
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter!"
So she bought a bit of butter better than her bitter butter,
And she put it in her batter, and her batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

A canner can can anything that he can,
But a canner can't can a can, can he?

A certain young fellow named Beebee
Wished to marry a lady named Phoebe
"But," he said. "I must see
What the minister's fee be
Before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee"

To sit in solemn silence on a dull dark dock
In a pestilential prison with a lifelong lock
Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck would chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck
If a woodchuck would chuck wood.

How much Zen would a Zen master master
if Zen master could master all the Zen?
A Zen master would master all the Zen he could master
if a Zen master should master all the Zen

One smart fellow, he felt smart
Two smart fellows, they felt smart
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor
"Is it tougher to toot
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

A mother to her son did utter
"Go, my son, and shut the shutter"
"The shutter's shut" the son did utter
"I cannot shut it any shutter!"


LIMERICKS
A flea and fly in a flue,
Were imprisoned so what could they do?
Said the flea let us fly.
Said the fly let us flee.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
—Contributed by Paul Ogden, Israel

A tutor who tooted a flute,
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot, or
To tutor two tooters to toot?" 
—Submitted by Chris DeSantis


PHRASES TO BE REPEATED RAPIDLY
  • A cricket critic
  • A black bug's blood
  • Irish wristwatch
  • Legend tripping
  • Liril
  • Red lorry, yellow lorry
  • Variants
    • Red leather, yellow leather
    • Red welly, yellow welly
  • Road-roller
  • Upper roller, lower roller
  • Rubber baby buggy bumpers
  • Toy boat
  • Unique New York
  • Stupid Superstition


OTHER PHRASES
  • A Kentukian named Knott could not knit, so Knott invented a knitter called the Knott Knitter, but the Knott Knitter would not knit knots. One day while Knott was not knitting on the Knott Knitter, Knott invented an attachment for the Knott Knitter called the Knott Knitter Knotter. When Knott attached the Knott Knitter Knotter to the Knott Knitter, no man could knit knots like Knott knit on the Knott Knitter.
    —Thank you Vicki Hobbs
  • Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead.
  • "Are you copper-bottoming 'em my man?" "No, I'm aluminuming 'em ma'am."
  • The black bloke's back brake block broke.
  • A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer
  • He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
  • Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
  • I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
  • The Leith police dismisseth thee. The Leith police dismisseth us.
  • A proper cup of coffee from a copper coffee pot
  • Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
  • The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick.
  • "We reweave rips" (A sign in the window of a tailor's shop.)
  • The winkle ship sank and the shrimp ship swam.
  • An old seabear sits on the pier and drinks a pint of beer.
  • Three sweet switched Swiss witches watch three washed Swiss witch Swatch watch switches. Which sweet switched Swiss witch watches which washed Swiss witch Swatch watch switch?
  • One was a racehorse, Two was one too. One won a race, Two won one too.
  • She sells sea shells on the sea shore. The shells she sells are sea shells, I'm sure.


CHATROULETTE

http://chatroulette.com/

This is one of the best pages for people who want to practise english with a lot of people. You don't even have to know them, just talk about different things with different people.

(you should be careful though some people only use it to flirt or look for sex!....there are normal people though)

DOUBLETS

Lewis Carroll was not only known for writing Alice in Wonderland but also for his Doublets. This word game consists of two words, the one you begin with and the one you have to turn the first one into. You can only change one letter in each step until you get the other word.

Here is an example: MILK into PAIL, MILK-mill-mall-mail-PAIL

The link thing is orientative.

3 links 

Put MILK into PAIL 

WELL DONE 

Change MICE into RATS 

Find CAMP SITE

4 links 

Put INK into PEN 

Turn OIL into GAS 

Evolve FISH into BIRD 

Make FIRE produce HEAT 

Move HAND to FOOT
5 links 

Turn FOUR into FIVE 

Make the DEAD LIVE 

Turn TEARS into SMILE 

Make GREEN turn BROWN 

Turn SLEEP into DREAM
6 links 

Cross ELM with OAK 

Increase ONE to TWO 

Make BLACK WHITE 

Use BREAD for TOAST
7 links 

Transpose FLUTE into CELLO 

Use Turn LINEN into SHEET

Jan 14, 2012

A Summer in Quebec, Part 1

         So, I was asked after a long break from blog writing to pick up my keyboard and start all over again. It seems fitting to write more because so much more has happened to me since I wrote last. I visited Ottawa all over again (I mean, my sister lives there. Why wouldn't I?!). I take much more frequent visits to my favourite big city, Toronto. I have been to conference after conference about planning my future, but perhaps the most important thing that happened to me, the thing that showed me most of what it means to be a true "canadien(ne)", was my exchange to Quebec.
         I went on a government and YMCA funded exchange to a city in a province I had only been to once before. I had always loved studying French, but until then it never was a large part of my life. But 6 weeks immersed in Quebecois culture sure changed that. It was then that I realized that Canada is more than our just the fusion and harmony of two languages, the dance of two cultures across the flag that so defines our nation. Canada is not just what I experience when I visit Ottawa. It's what I see in Chinatown in Toronto. It when I gaze at the Boucherville Islands from a dock, looking across the St. Lawrence River. It's also when I am on the train home and see the border pass, a change of culture, and language and perspective. Canada is not a sum of its parts, it's more. It's the harmony between them, and the contrast within them. And even though we sometimes clash, it's still pretty dang good. The worst we had was a few deaths 25 years ago. We have a difference in opinions sometimes, but all of such things are inevitable. Look at a family, you still love each other, but sometimes fights happen. And if someone is removed from your family, there's a gaping hole where you can't quite repair what happened. Your family, if it was just the sum of the parts, shouldn't feel a loss, but it's more. Canada is like a family. We fight, we bicker, but overall we're pretty well-off.
         And Quebec widened my horizons. I don't think you could ever really define Canada. There are so many mountains to climb, so many tundras to see, and so many lakes and rivers to explore. To know Canada would be to see all of it, every last drop of dew on the morning ground. But I can tell you more about my country, I don't disagree with anything I said before, but I can add to what I said before. Canada is my home, and I don't know if there's a place better suited for me. I can live in a free country where everyone is equal, regardless of race, language, or culture, where you aren't defined by how much money your family makes, and where you are free to do whatever you choose (just so long that you don't stop other people's right to freedom that is :-D ).
         I can tell you a few things. There are a few irrevocable truths.
1. When you look at the sunset over the St. Lawrence River, you could think that it goes on forever.
2. When you can eat lunch in front of 400 year old buildings just 5 minutes from work, you're reminded of how many people could have been in the same spot where you are sitting.
3. People are still just people, even in 400 year old cobblestone streets. When you go somewhere often it becomes accustomed to you, no matter where it is.
4. It's okay to take a break just to look at how the sun hits the river in the daytime.
5. Nature is just a reminder of what everything was like in history. People went about their ordinary lives thinking that the nature was just their ordinary surroundings. If we protected nature like we protect our civil rights, we'd have a much prettier landscape.
6. Canada is made up of people from all walks of life, all faiths, all races, and all customs. It's acceptance that creates harmony between people. Their differences shouldn't be the emphasis, it should be the things we have in common.
7. Riding a bike through the forest is one of the most calming things you can do (until you get lost- but that's a later post).
8. Language can be a barrier, but if you try hard enough, you can overcome the greatest of obstacles.
9. Having a pool isn't necessary, but it's a pretty good plus after a full day of work.
10.  Every place differs in some minor ways, but when we get down to it all, we are all just people looking to have the best life possible. Everything has a history and a reason for existence. When you look into it, while some customs seem strange, it's just because your customs are different (maybe sometimes there are customs that cross the line).
         In summary, Canada is everything about its past, its present and its future, We may learn some things along the way, but in the end we all can't see everything. You can never really know your country, but you can attempt to learn more about it. The country changes every second with every action and every thought in it and about it. Countries can never have a neat definition, but in every country there is a distinct beauty. It's the beauty of people coming together, working together to achieve a greater good and a societal organization. While that society may not always function perfectly, it's just a work in progress and in a second, it'll become something totally new and unknown.

It doesn't matter what color you are